She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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