You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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