Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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