i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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