I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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