I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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