I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
