when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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