I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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