I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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