What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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