i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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