it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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