The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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