well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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