You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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