we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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