she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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