we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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