I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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