suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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