Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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