remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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