Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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