So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
