Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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