i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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