During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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