there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is wine microwaveable?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize
