I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
