oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We have started to decorate penises.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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