Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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