If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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