i would punch a child for taco bell
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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