Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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