Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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