i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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