I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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