How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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