nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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