I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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