you would pick up someone in the library
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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