you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This is the high leading the old right now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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