ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're a disaster
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