is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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