I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I want is dick and wine.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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