Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can I color on your dick again?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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