Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
