It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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