Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
