Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it hurts more in the daytime
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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