I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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