Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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