oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So. Much. Porn.
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