No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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